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Saturday, January 30, 2010

In Progress

Please be informed that my blog is currently under renovation…and I would appreciate if u could give ur support or suggestion by at least write something on the comment box to show that u still active n concern about me..so that i can update my bloglist after all the blog renovation is done…!!

p/s: TQ so much for ur kind attention n will be back soon with more story of my life... ''=.+''

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

China Trips..'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS' ..haha

By d time u read through this U WILL UNDERSTAND "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS"...n be ready for China trips...
In order to continue getting-by in China , we need to learn English d way it is spoken.......................
Practice by reading d following conversation until u r able to understand d term "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS".
With a little patience, u'll be able to fit right in.
Now, here goes...

D following is a telephonic exchange between maybe u as a hotel guest n room-service today......

Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."
Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"
Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."
Room Service: "Ow ulai den?"
Guest: ".....What??"
Room Service: "Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud, pochd?"
Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."
Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken ? Creepse?"
Guest: "Crisp will be fine."
Room Service: "Hokay. An sahn toes?"
Guest: "What?"
Room Service: "An toes. ulai sahn toes?"
Guest: "I.... Don't think so.."
RoomService: "No? Udo wan sahn toes???"
Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan sahn toes' means."
RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Uoo don wan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we botter?"
Guest: "Oh, English muffin! !! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...
Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RoomService: "We botter?"
Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side."
RoomService: "Wad?!?"
Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."
RoomService: "Copy?"
Guest: "Excuse me?"
RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?"
Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."
RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken , Anglish moppin, we botter on sigh and copy ... Rye ??"
Guest: "Whatever you say."
RoomService: "Tanjooberrymutts."
Guest: "You're welcome"

Remember I said "By d time u read through this U WILL UNDERSTAND
'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS' ......n u do, don't u?? ....''=.+''

myMetro | Tarian maut

myMetro Tarian maut

Friday, January 8, 2010

Do You Like To Eat Chicken? I Wanna Share Something!!!

It happened again!

One day usual my friend and I went to the one of the famous fast food restaurant in Malaysia … to have our dinner. After ordered the burger and combo set, we found a place and sit down.

Everything was like normal, until one guy sitting next to us asked the waiter to his table. However, the waiter did not bother him so he ran to the counter and "invite" the waiter to his table. My friend and I thought that might be a prank or something.

This time, the waiter came to his table and he showed him the combo plate of chicken that he bought. The guy asked: what is this inside the chicken meat? Because it was quite a distance so we can't see real clear. The waiter look into the chicken and replied: sorry Sir, I think it must be our staff carelessly fell down the worms into the chicken while frying..

The guy shouted loudly: WHAT?!! It is not due to careless, it is grew inside the chicken itself!

When we heard the word "worm".. we was like.... Urggggg...crap...due to the guy shouted too loud, therefore the manager has come to comfort the guy and apologize that will return all his money. However, the guy continue yelling and said: how can you bring out such a thing for you customer.....

p/s : actually, this story I received from my friend via email..very terrible..and disgusting!!!

Sunday, January 3, 2010

My New Year Constancy & Promise

Today is the 3rd day of 2010... i hope that all will be best in my life... i want to make myself to be different.. from many aspects, my looks, affection, fellowship and studies...

about my looks...
i will cut my fringe after i get my salary... i gonna to be 26... i prefer mature style...
buy a new spectacle too???.. ermmm my contact lens that i wearing now is not suitable for my eyes.. dear promise to buy me a new contact lens... yeah??!!!

about my affection...
abang, sorry about last night... i was vented on you... i wore a non-suitable high heels when outing with you... my leg was extremely pain.. and make my mood down... i talked rudely to you.. i know, you are angry in your heart... but you're not showing your angry face to me.. you still be patient.. we have passed our 4 years.. hope we have more and more 4 years...
I LOVE YOU, abang...

about my fellowship...
i hope i have no any argument with my buddies.. always have a good time with them...

about my studies...
haizzz!~~ this year i have to sit on exam... i'm scared!!! gonna insane too!!!

New Year 2010 Celebration @ Sunway Lagoon

We went to Sunway Lagoon on 1st Jan 2010 to celebrate new year.. Sunway Lagoon was the first outdoor theme park opened the door in Bandar Sunway, Malaysia since 1992. ...

Sunway Lagoon Water Park near Gharo Karachi to chill out. With lots of water slides and different types of pools must visit ...so fun!!!!

It was excellent environment, clean, beautiful and well managed. Hats off to the management !...Plenty of Lawns, tiled pathways, beautifully designed Pools, Food Courts, lockers, shops etc.....

Even though, all  of foods and drinks are so expensive...we still enjoyed our time while we were there especially my girl and my boy..huhu